Torytown
Eek! Spotted at Charing Cross this morning – an advert for a new Kent housing development, with a logo I’m sure I’ve seen somewhere before.
Indeed, a quick shufty at their website seems to confirm it. “The traditions of yesterday”, “cricket green”, “all the benefits normally associated with a exclusive country club.” The pub is called the Spitfire, and the photos in the brochure aren’t exactly multi-cultural. Plus of course there are the whopping great gates at the front to “engender a private community”.
A gated village? In the Tory heartland of rural Kent? Egad! It appears that Cameron has given up all hope of winning the next election and instead is working on an emergency plan B – The construction of a top-secret Tory fortress, where the Cameroonies can hole up and plot their sinister revenge on the nation.
Tags: oakshamlet, poking fun at Tories
July 2nd, 2007 at 11:45 pm
Sheer coincidence I am sure – they have won several awards from the Daily Mail and Evening Standard…
July 3rd, 2007 at 10:06 pm
Falwell reincarnated? Did you hear Christopher Hitchens’s quip? If he’d been given an enema he could’ve been buried in a matchbox…
July 12th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Isn’t that the Notts Forest logo or is it Waltham Forest Council? can’t recall